Oh Farts

I was standing in front of my house talking to my neighbor when the product of my new healthy eating habit began bubbling to the surface. I had to pass gas. We were outside so, in reality, I could do it as long as it wasn’t too loud or smelly. The social issue I encountered […]

I Don’t Hate the Beach

I’ve never been a beach person. According to my parents when I was a baby I would stay in the confines of the beach blanket so I didn’t touch the sand. They joked that they could have left me to get lunch and I wouldn’t have voluntarily touched the sand to leave. As I got […]